BAd Girl, Computer Problems, Giveaway,TpT Freebie, Annoucement!

Okay let me preface this by saying this is going to be a long post!

Stick with me and I promise there is a goodie in it for you

Hiya peeps, Ms. Patterson here

I know I know

I have been a very bad blogger BUT I do have a very good explanation as to why!

My week started off well enough and then on Monday I received an email from a blogger, who shall remain nameless, accusing me of something that I did not do! So neverless to say that day did not go very well.
On Tuesday all of my kids  were nuts and decided that they were going to hold a contest to see who can drive Ms. Patterson crazy!
They won!
 Only 20 more day people and I can't wait!
On Wednesday I stepped in pee, I never wear shoes in class, and got rained on, by actual water not the pee.
( Do ya'll know what water does to a black person hair? No, well let me just tell you that it does not make for a pretty sight!)
 Only 20 more days is what I keep telling myself

  On Thursday my computer decided that she would not cooperate!

On Friday she refused to do anything that I asked. Humph the nerve of her to deny me! She knows what happens when I go into withdrawnal.

 On Saturday I decided that I was going to take her to the doctor to she if she could be fixed

Stick with me peeps

The computer doctor oh my word.............................

Keep reading

Once I got to the computer doctor he took  Lappy, thats her name by the way, and just looked at her! The first thing that he said was, she must have fallen off a truck, I politely said no and urged him to see if he could do anything for her. He opened her up and immediately said I don't like her she doesn't look good at all, hence me bringing her to you is what I thought.

Umm excuse me sir can you fix her is what I replied. His response way I don't like her at all she is very sick, umm thanks for stating the obvious sir, can you fix her. I don't like her at all was his response!

Okay now you are getting on my nerves! I just want her fixed

Her screen is going out, the hinge is loose, she is slow as molasses in winter and it is missing a key! You will...........................................

He just stopped

the next thing out of his mouth was

Oh...............................my....................................word

You are not running Vista are you? That is like the devil

ARe you serious? You can't be serious?

The computer doc decided that he needed to go into a long spill about why Vista was the devil

I don't care!!!!!!!!! PLease stop talking, Please

He would not stop

Ugh

Okay sir you are working that last nerve! CAN YOU FIX HER?

He decided to finally answer my question

A simple yes or no would not surfice so he offered up this little tidbit

He said and I quote, that your computer is like HIV no it is way past that it is like AIDS

Umm, what? I know that you did not say that was the look on my face

I politely told him to get my computer and that I was going to take it home

He ignored me and decided his joke was so funny he had to summoned his coworkers and to  repeat it

That's it last nerve has been worked! Dude had better be glad that I do not curse and that I know Jesus!

Ugh, I just want to go home! Can I please have my computer

All I heard was loud laughing at a joke that I did not find the least bit funny
That is it I could not take it anymore!

MY little rant sounded a little something like this

Mind you I am not a curser!

If you don't give me my darn computer

What the heck is wrong with you?

YOu are gettin on my freakin nerves!

Give me my stuff

Dude something is seriously wrong with you

He must have noticed my facial expession because he quickly gave me my computer!

Are you still with me?

Anyhoo

Here is Lappy

She served me well for 6 years!

Here is my new computer
(sorry too lazy to snap another pic of her out of the box)

I haven't decided on any names yet

Any ideas?

Buying a new computer was not in my budget

and neither were these but they made me happy!

See me happy

Enough about me

So I just finished my new unit and finally got it posted to TpT

wait wait don't run

Check it out

This pack includes everything you need to study all about farms! Inside this unit you will find 140 pages of goodies

* Farm Writing

*Voc/Word Wall Cards

*Farm picture and word cards to match

*ABC order with farm words

*27 different recording sheets for you to use including graphic organizers and center response sheets

*14 cards to practice beginning sounds

*14 cards to practice medial sounds

*14 cards to practice ending sounds

*Spin and Graph with 2 levels of difficulty

*Acrostic Poem

Fact cards for each animal (duck, cow, rooster, chicken, goat, pig, horse and sheep)

*Build a Sentence Cards

*Match animals to the products that make

(cow, chicken, goat, pig, and sheep)

*Match the animal baby to its mom blue word cards

*4 roll and cover sheets (numbers, number wood, addition, and counting)

*Race to 20

*Telling Time to Hour

*Real Word/Nonsense Word

Wait Wait don't leave now I have more!

I will give this unit away to the 3 people using the random number generator thingy!

Give me a name suggestion for my new computer and leave me a comment with your suggestion and an email addy. ( I will not track down emails please make sure you leave yours!)

Just in case you don't win here is a freebie from the unit!

Now for the annoucement I will be having 5 days of freebies to celebrate having 500+ followers

Be sure to check back each day for an awesome freebie!

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